Insurance joke !

Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.

Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife – Legal & General.

Sex on the telephone – Direct Line.

Sex with your Partner – Standard Life.

Sex with someone Different – Go Compare.

Sex with a lady of generous proportions – More Than.

Sex On the back seat of a car – Sheila’s Wheels.

Sex with a posh bird – Privileged.

Sex with a prostitute- Commercial Union;

Sex with your maid- Employer’s Liability.

Sex with an OAP – Saga !

Sex resulting in pregnancy- General Accident

and finally

Sex with a transvestite – confused.com !

 

Thanks to Ed Nelsey for this