Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.
Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:
Sex with your wife – Legal & General.
Sex on the telephone – Direct Line.
Sex with your Partner – Standard Life.
Sex with someone Different – Go Compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions – More Than.
Sex On the back seat of a car – Sheila’s Wheels.
Sex with a posh bird – Privileged.
Sex with a prostitute- Commercial Union;
Sex with your maid- Employer’s Liability.
Sex with an OAP – Saga !
Sex resulting in pregnancy- General Accident
and finally
Sex with a transvestite – confused.com !
Thanks to Ed Nelsey for this