Never trust a dog to watch over your food – Patrick, 10
When your dad is angry and asks, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him – Michael, 14
Never tell your mum her diet’s not working – Matthew, 14
Stay away from prunes – Billy, 9
Never pee on an electric fence – Robert, 12
Don’t squat with your spurs on – Sally, 11
Don’t pull your dad’s finger when he tells you to – Emily, 10
When your mum is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair – Jane, 9
Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school homework – Lisa, 14
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac – Andrew, 9
You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk – Shane, 8
If you want a kitten, start off by asking for a horse – Naomi, 15
Felt tip marker pens are no good to use as lipstick – Lauren, 9
Never try to baptise a cat – Sam, 8
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