Chairman’s Reindeer Droppings

What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony play station

What do you give a Reindeer with an upset stomach?
Elk- a- seltzer

What do you call a Reindeer with no eyes?
No idea

What do you call Reindeer with no legs and eyes?
Still no idea

What do you call a Reindeer with three eyes?
A Reindeer

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