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31 July 2018 by

A miracle drug is one that has now the same price as last year.

How many pharmacists does it take to change a light bulb?
 Just one, but he has to do it ten days, three times a day.

Simon looks out the front of the chemist and sees a woman holding a bottle jumping up and down in the parking lot. The pharmacist walks out to the parking lot and asks the woman whats the matter. She replies ” I saw it said ‘Shake Well’ after I took it”.

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